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Me: It's soooo hot out.
Mom: Maybe you shouldn't wear black shirts all the time.
Me: What the fuck did you just say

queer-punk:

*blushes in a totally punk way*

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

radstunts:

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

tortillah:

i went to prom with pizza

tortillah:

i went to prom with pizza

sextnoise:

if a girl were to say this to me i would laugh and fall in love